(Your friend is less likely to die if you make that commitment) iff timeturners are not fictional. Avert all scenarios in which you doom your friend for a cellphone.
((I feel that neither this post nor its father have contributed to the point grandfather was making. Should I have downvoted father? Maybe I have misunderstood fathers question, was that a rhetorical question supposed to be “answered” by “Of course not!”?))
Yes, it was supposed to be a rhetorical question answered by “of course not”.
Here’s a Newcomb-like algorithm for getting a pony in my yard.
Open my front door and check to see if I have a pony in my yard.
If I have a pony in my yard, we have succeeded. Otherwise, use a time machine to kill my grandfather.
This algorithm works because the only stable time loops are the ones where I get a pony. You can get magically nice results by pre-commiting to create a paradox in unwanted timelines, if you can to commit to do something unpleasant in those timelines.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to pull this trick with Hermione’s death. You’re trying to make the only stable time loop be one where the Weaslys have the Marauder’s Map.
Your suggestion would work if Harry had good cause to believe that the only person who could possibly steal the Marauder’s Map was a future version of himself. Even if the map had already been stolen, deciding not to go back in time and steal the map would create a paradox. The only stable time loops would be ones where the map is not stolen.
Does that situation apply? No, not at all. There are many stable time loops where the Wheaslys lose the map. Quirrell could have done it. Dumbledore could have done it. Some dark force unknown could have done it. There is little reason to believe that eliminating future Harry as the map thief will lead to a nicer distribution of stable time loops. By contrast, the stable time loops where Harry is the map thief seem much more likely to be pleasant.
Ah, I believe you have misunderstood me. Lets say that in Yudcanon, either Dumbledore stole the map or Quirrel stole the map or Harry stole the map or Hat&Cloak stole the map or Mr. X stole the map. If Harry makes sure that Harry never steals the map, there is one less person who might have had a reason to steal the map, and the probability of the map being stolen versus it not being stolen goes down, even though he already knows that the map was stolen when he makes that decision; just like when Omega presents you the two boxes, you should retroactively precommit to one-box to receive a million, even though the content of the boxes is already determined.
Imagine Harry saw that the map was stolen, and thinks immediately of stealing it himself so as to acquire it. Naturally, he then plans to precommit to invisibility-cloak deposit it right behind Fred and George in 5 seconds. He might then go further and precommit instead to never having stolen it in the first place, so that it never leaves the grasp of the Weasley twins and Harry doesn’t have to go to the effort of stealing it. Therefore, he now knows that the map was stolen by someone else, and that the probablity of the map being stolen in the first place has lessened, which is a good thing.
This is the point that I think is escaping many people in this thread. The options aren’t as simple as A/A+B in Newcomb.
The map has been stolen. Everything we know about how Time Travel works in this universe indicates that this is a fixed fact that cannot be altered. Who took the map however is an unknown, and while it cannot be ‘altered’ either, the Effect can in this case precede the Cause. ‘Map has been taken’ can happen before ‘Harry takes map because someone had to’ such that B causes A and A leads to B. If Harry doesn’t commit to it, B is still true, and so the Map is lost to him. His choices are (Map is Gone, I have it.) or (Map is gone.) The choice ‘Map is still here and Hermione lives’ is not a valid choice and should be discounted. So, his choices are to benefit or not benefit from the Map being gone.
The interesting question is, if the Twins forgot the Map entirely, how did they remember ‘Deligitor Prodi’? Admittedly not perfectly.
They learned the phrase from Dumbledore when they gave him the map. The fact that they don’t remember the map but imperfectly remember the phrase does support the “poorly done obviation” hypothesis. (either because the obliviator missed removing the phrase or the obliviator intended for them to keep the phrase but accidentally messed it up)
(or, less likely, ‘Deligitor Prodi’ would not have worked for the twins and the obliviator intentionally altered it so that it would)
A few moments later, Fred and George were handing over the Map to the Headmaster, wincing only slightly at the sacrilege of giving their precious piece of the Hogwarts security system to the person who actually owned it, and the old wizard was frowning at the apparent blankness.
“You’ve got to say,” they explained, “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good—”
“I decline to lie,” said the old wizard. He held the Map high and bellowed, “Hear me, Hogwarts! Deligitor prodi!” An instant later the Headmaster was wearing the Sorting Hat, which looked scarily right upon his head, as though Dumbledore had always been waiting for a patchwork pointed hat to complete his existence.
(Fred and George immediately memorized this phrase, just in case it would work for somebody besides the Headmaster, and began trying to think of pranks that would involve the Sorting Hat.)
They learned the phrase from Dumbledore when they gave him the map.
I’d completely forgotten that!
But, y’know, procedural versus declarative memory. It’s perfectly possible to remember to say something like “deligitor prodi” when you want the Sorting Hat, while forgetting all sorts of associated details. Er, like I did myself.
It seems to me that your proposal is equivalent to the “malicious genie has granted you a wish” problem. There are so many ways to construct stable time loops which don’t involve getting a pony that you’ve exceedingly unlikely to get one. You can precommit to whatever you want, but the answer may be as simple as being unable to achieve your committed goal due to bad information.
It seems to me that your proposal is equivalent to the “malicious genie has granted you a wish” .
I completely agree. For the question at hand, committing to not steal the Marauders Map will not magically cause the Marauders Map to not be stolen. There are too many other ways to make a stable time loops—too many “wishes gone wrong”—for that sort of Newcomb-like pre-committing to work the way you want it to.
(Your friend is less likely to die if you make that commitment) iff timeturners are not fictional. Avert all scenarios in which you doom your friend for a cellphone.
((I feel that neither this post nor its father have contributed to the point grandfather was making. Should I have downvoted father? Maybe I have misunderstood fathers question, was that a rhetorical question supposed to be “answered” by “Of course not!”?))
Yes, it was supposed to be a rhetorical question answered by “of course not”.
Here’s a Newcomb-like algorithm for getting a pony in my yard.
Open my front door and check to see if I have a pony in my yard.
If I have a pony in my yard, we have succeeded. Otherwise, use a time machine to kill my grandfather.
This algorithm works because the only stable time loops are the ones where I get a pony. You can get magically nice results by pre-commiting to create a paradox in unwanted timelines, if you can to commit to do something unpleasant in those timelines.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I think you want to pull this trick with Hermione’s death. You’re trying to make the only stable time loop be one where the Weaslys have the Marauder’s Map.
Your suggestion would work if Harry had good cause to believe that the only person who could possibly steal the Marauder’s Map was a future version of himself. Even if the map had already been stolen, deciding not to go back in time and steal the map would create a paradox. The only stable time loops would be ones where the map is not stolen.
Does that situation apply? No, not at all. There are many stable time loops where the Wheaslys lose the map. Quirrell could have done it. Dumbledore could have done it. Some dark force unknown could have done it. There is little reason to believe that eliminating future Harry as the map thief will lead to a nicer distribution of stable time loops. By contrast, the stable time loops where Harry is the map thief seem much more likely to be pleasant.
Ah, I believe you have misunderstood me. Lets say that in Yudcanon, either Dumbledore stole the map or Quirrel stole the map or Harry stole the map or Hat&Cloak stole the map or Mr. X stole the map. If Harry makes sure that Harry never steals the map, there is one less person who might have had a reason to steal the map, and the probability of the map being stolen versus it not being stolen goes down, even though he already knows that the map was stolen when he makes that decision; just like when Omega presents you the two boxes, you should retroactively precommit to one-box to receive a million, even though the content of the boxes is already determined.
Imagine Harry saw that the map was stolen, and thinks immediately of stealing it himself so as to acquire it. Naturally, he then plans to precommit to invisibility-cloak deposit it right behind Fred and George in 5 seconds. He might then go further and precommit instead to never having stolen it in the first place, so that it never leaves the grasp of the Weasley twins and Harry doesn’t have to go to the effort of stealing it. Therefore, he now knows that the map was stolen by someone else, and that the probablity of the map being stolen in the first place has lessened, which is a good thing.
This is the point that I think is escaping many people in this thread. The options aren’t as simple as A/A+B in Newcomb.
The map has been stolen. Everything we know about how Time Travel works in this universe indicates that this is a fixed fact that cannot be altered. Who took the map however is an unknown, and while it cannot be ‘altered’ either, the Effect can in this case precede the Cause. ‘Map has been taken’ can happen before ‘Harry takes map because someone had to’ such that B causes A and A leads to B. If Harry doesn’t commit to it, B is still true, and so the Map is lost to him. His choices are (Map is Gone, I have it.) or (Map is gone.) The choice ‘Map is still here and Hermione lives’ is not a valid choice and should be discounted. So, his choices are to benefit or not benefit from the Map being gone.
The interesting question is, if the Twins forgot the Map entirely, how did they remember ‘Deligitor Prodi’? Admittedly not perfectly.
Why would the two be linked?
They learned the phrase from Dumbledore when they gave him the map. The fact that they don’t remember the map but imperfectly remember the phrase does support the “poorly done obviation” hypothesis. (either because the obliviator missed removing the phrase or the obliviator intended for them to keep the phrase but accidentally messed it up)
(or, less likely, ‘Deligitor Prodi’ would not have worked for the twins and the obliviator intentionally altered it so that it would)
I’d completely forgotten that!
But, y’know, procedural versus declarative memory. It’s perfectly possible to remember to say something like “deligitor prodi” when you want the Sorting Hat, while forgetting all sorts of associated details. Er, like I did myself.
It seems to me that your proposal is equivalent to the “malicious genie has granted you a wish” problem. There are so many ways to construct stable time loops which don’t involve getting a pony that you’ve exceedingly unlikely to get one. You can precommit to whatever you want, but the answer may be as simple as being unable to achieve your committed goal due to bad information.
I completely agree. For the question at hand, committing to not steal the Marauders Map will not magically cause the Marauders Map to not be stolen. There are too many other ways to make a stable time loops—too many “wishes gone wrong”—for that sort of Newcomb-like pre-committing to work the way you want it to.