I suggest substituting “knitting unwanted sweaters for penguins” for “raising money for rare diseases in cute puppies” because the sweater thing actually happened, research into rare diseases of cute puppies might pay off in understanding other diseases, and at least for me “rare diseases in cute puppies” has a nasty pattern match to sneering at rare diseases in people, cuteness, and puppies.
I suggest substituting “knitting unwanted sweaters for penguins” for “raising money for rare diseases in cute puppies” because the sweater thing actually happened, research into rare diseases of cute puppies might pay off in understanding other diseases, and at least for me “rare diseases in cute puppies” has a nasty pattern match to sneering at rare diseases in people, cuteness, and puppies.