An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar. I’ll have a beer, the first one said. I’ll have half as much beer as the first mathematician said the second. I’ll have half as much beer as the second mathematician said the third. The bartender looked at all of them, said you guys are jerks, and served them two beers.
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician replies, “I don’t know.” The second logician says, “I don’t know.” The third logician says, “Yes.”
Two Bayesian agents with common priors walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have a beer”. The second one says “that sounds good, I’ll have one too”.
A countably infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders one third of a beer. The bartender says “whoa, I’m going to run out of beer!”.
An uncountably infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders no beer. The second orders no beer. The third orders no beer. The bartender says “whoa, I’m going to run out of beer!”.
An infinite number of mathematicians walked into a bar. I’ll have a beer, the first one said. I’ll have half as much beer as the first mathematician said the second. I’ll have half as much beer as the second mathematician said the third. The bartender looked at all of them, said you guys are jerks, and served them two beers.
I heard it as
“I’ll have a beer”, the first one says. “I’ll have two beers”, says the second. “Three beers, please”, says the third.
The bartender says, “you guys owe me a twelfth of a beer.”
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician replies, “I don’t know.” The second logician says, “I don’t know.” The third logician says, “Yes.”
Two Bayesian agents with common priors walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have a beer”. The second one says “that sounds good, I’ll have one too”.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. It collapses into a gravitational singularity.
...and starts to emit Stephen Hawkings
I don’t get this one.
Wikipedia: “1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + ⋯”.
A countably infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders one third of a beer. The bartender says “whoa, I’m going to run out of beer!”.
An uncountably infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first mathematician orders no beer. The second orders no beer. The third orders no beer. The bartender says “whoa, I’m going to run out of beer!”.