If your service is down, it has no features.
And no bugs.
Well, there is one pretty major bug: That your service is not doing anything at all!
It has all the bugs. All of them.
(Well, not really. For instance, it doesn’t have any security holes.)
If it bears any resemblance to a product at all, your own admin-level access constitutes a potential security hole.
It’s a feature.
If your service is down, it has no features.
And no bugs.
Well, there is one pretty major bug: That your service is not doing anything at all!
It has all the bugs. All of them.
(Well, not really. For instance, it doesn’t have any security holes.)
If it bears any resemblance to a product at all, your own admin-level access constitutes a potential security hole.
It’s a feature.