(e.g alien abductions—it’s rather bizarre that aliens would do such specific things and somehow invariably avoid large demographics of society. …
When I abduct humans, I abduct specifically those who are known to be liars, insane, or seeking attention.
Works wonders for the problem of witnesses.
Before anyone asks: rectal probing has extensive applications in paperclip manufacturing.
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When I abduct humans, I abduct specifically those who are known to be liars, insane, or seeking attention.
Works wonders for the problem of witnesses.
Before anyone asks: rectal probing has extensive applications in paperclip manufacturing.