You don’t start an organization of supervillains! People who are up to no good will have too many conflicting goals and will not be sufficiently willing to trade and share and compromise. (Hell, even people who are up to good are usually not good enough at agreeing on how to do it.) You start an organization with yourself as the supervillain plus as many minions as you need. And you read the Evil Overlord List until you can recite it from memory.
Edit: Or, if you don’t want to take on that much responsibility, you’re welcome to be my minion.
The most important thing I learned from Buzzlightyears cartoon is that if you’re a villain, never waste time boasting, explaining what you are going to do, or still crave acceptance from the society that has in some way rejected you (or so you percieve).
People who are up to no good will have too many conflicting goals and will not be sufficiently willing to trade and share and compromise.
This might be true of supervillains, but certainly isn’t true of lesser villains. There are lots of organizations around of people willing to help others inflict harm in return for help in inflicting their own harm. We call many of these organizations “parliament” or “congress”. ;)
You don’t start an organization of supervillains! People who are up to no good will have too many conflicting goals and will not be sufficiently willing to trade and share and compromise. (Hell, even people who are up to good are usually not good enough at agreeing on how to do it.) You start an organization with yourself as the supervillain plus as many minions as you need. And you read the Evil Overlord List until you can recite it from memory.
Edit: Or, if you don’t want to take on that much responsibility, you’re welcome to be my minion.
See also pjeby’s Everything I Needed To Know About Life, I Learned From Supervillains.
The most important thing I learned from Buzzlightyears cartoon is that if you’re a villain, never waste time boasting, explaining what you are going to do, or still crave acceptance from the society that has in some way rejected you (or so you percieve).
This might be true of supervillains, but certainly isn’t true of lesser villains. There are lots of organizations around of people willing to help others inflict harm in return for help in inflicting their own harm. We call many of these organizations “parliament” or “congress”. ;)
edit: spelling
Supervillains tend to be notoriously bad employers. Their employees also tend to be incompetent. I don’t know which causes the other.