No, I’m not reading the wrong pattern. I’m criticising the pattern in terms of the objective and emotional-subjective criteria that I use for evaluating elements of languages and communication patterns in general. I am aware of the rules in question and more than capable of implementing it and the hundreds of other rules that go into making our language.
The undesirable aspect of this part of the language is this: It is not even remotely coincidental that we add the “ss” sound to the end of a noun to make it possessive and that most modern possessive pronouns are just the pronoun with a “ss” sound at the end. Nevertheless, the rule is “use the appropriate possessive pronoun”… that’s a bleeding lookup table! A lookup table for something that is nearly always an algorithmic modification is not something I like in a language design. More importantly, when it comes to the spoken word the rule for making *nouns possessive is “almost always add ‘ss’”. ‘Always’ is better than ‘almost always’ (but too much to ask). Given ‘almost always’ , the same kind of rule for converting them all to written form would be far superior.
According to subjectively-objective criteria, this feature of English sucks. If nothing else it would be fair to say that my ‘subjective’ is at least not entirely arbitrary, whether or not you share the same values with respect to language.
Yes, this is definitely a difference in how we perceive the language. I don’t see any inherent problem with a lookup table in the language, given that most of the language is already lookup tables in the same sense (what distinguishes ‘couch’ from ‘chair’, for instance). And it would not occur to me to have a rule for “*nouns” rather than the actual separate rules for nouns and pronouns. Note also that pronouns have possessive adjective and possessive pronoun forms, while nouns do not. They’re an entirely different sort of animal.
So I would not think to write “It’s brand is whichever brand is it’s” instead of “its brand is whichever brand is its” anymore than I would think to write “me’s brand is whichever brand is me’s” (or whatever) instead of “my brand is whichever brand is mine”
Yes, this is definitely a difference in how we perceive the language.
I suspect the difference extends down to the nature of our thought processes. Let me see… using Myers-Briggs terminology and from just this conversation I’m going to guess ?STJ.
I tend to test as INTP/INTJ depending, I think, on whether I’ve been doing ethics lately. But then, I’m pretty sure it’s been shown that inasmuch as that model has any predictive power, it needs to be evaluated in context… so who knows about today.
No, I’m not reading the wrong pattern. I’m criticising the pattern in terms of the objective and emotional-subjective criteria that I use for evaluating elements of languages and communication patterns in general. I am aware of the rules in question and more than capable of implementing it and the hundreds of other rules that go into making our language.
The undesirable aspect of this part of the language is this: It is not even remotely coincidental that we add the “ss” sound to the end of a noun to make it possessive and that most modern possessive pronouns are just the pronoun with a “ss” sound at the end. Nevertheless, the rule is “use the appropriate possessive pronoun”… that’s a bleeding lookup table! A lookup table for something that is nearly always an algorithmic modification is not something I like in a language design. More importantly, when it comes to the spoken word the rule for making *nouns possessive is “almost always add ‘ss’”. ‘Always’ is better than ‘almost always’ (but too much to ask). Given ‘almost always’ , the same kind of rule for converting them all to written form would be far superior.
According to subjectively-objective criteria, this feature of English sucks. If nothing else it would be fair to say that my ‘subjective’ is at least not entirely arbitrary, whether or not you share the same values with respect to language.
Yes, this is definitely a difference in how we perceive the language. I don’t see any inherent problem with a lookup table in the language, given that most of the language is already lookup tables in the same sense (what distinguishes ‘couch’ from ‘chair’, for instance). And it would not occur to me to have a rule for “*nouns” rather than the actual separate rules for nouns and pronouns. Note also that pronouns have possessive adjective and possessive pronoun forms, while nouns do not. They’re an entirely different sort of animal.
So I would not think to write “It’s brand is whichever brand is it’s” instead of “its brand is whichever brand is its” anymore than I would think to write “me’s brand is whichever brand is me’s” (or whatever) instead of “my brand is whichever brand is mine”
I suspect the difference extends down to the nature of our thought processes. Let me see… using Myers-Briggs terminology and from just this conversation I’m going to guess ?STJ.
I tend to test as INTP/INTJ depending, I think, on whether I’ve been doing ethics lately. But then, I’m pretty sure it’s been shown that inasmuch as that model has any predictive power, it needs to be evaluated in context… so who knows about today.