Ah, a chance to use a simple heuristic—if I see 3^^^3 in a philosophical question, terminate thought and respond with profanity. It’s the simplest accurate algorithm for responding to such questions, I’ve found.
Hi, I’m Omega. You have a choice between one person being tortured or 3^^^3 people getting dustspecks in their eyes. Also, if you respond with profanity, an additional 5^^^^^^5 +1 people will be tortured, and two puppies and a kitten will be drowned, and Busy Beaver(3^^^3) fruit flies will have their wings torn off.
Ah, a chance to use a simple heuristic—if I see 3^^^3 in a philosophical question, terminate thought and respond with profanity. It’s the simplest accurate algorithm for responding to such questions, I’ve found.
Please don’t do that (in a way that is in any way visible on this forum). If you can’t keep your inability handle extreme cases to yourself then please leave.
Got a link?
Relevant link which FYI was the first thing I got when googling for “Dust Specks vs Torture”.
Edit: Actually the second link listed is more direct.
Ah, a chance to use a simple heuristic—if I see 3^^^3 in a philosophical question, terminate thought and respond with profanity. It’s the simplest accurate algorithm for responding to such questions, I’ve found.
Hi, I’m Omega. You have a choice between one person being tortured or 3^^^3 people getting dustspecks in their eyes. Also, if you respond with profanity, an additional 5^^^^^^5 +1 people will be tortured, and two puppies and a kitten will be drowned, and Busy Beaver(3^^^3) fruit flies will have their wings torn off.
Please don’t do that (in a way that is in any way visible on this forum). If you can’t keep your inability handle extreme cases to yourself then please leave.
I think half my problems on this forum stem from an inability to keep a bad joke to myself.
I thought it was funny. Because I’m not a Libertarian!
disclaimer: I am a libertarian.