If you count Quirrell, he has five parents, two and a half of whom happen to be dead. In fact, the half-death of Quirrell brought his Parental Survival Rate down to 0.5, so of course Draco’s had to go down to stay ahead of him.
Later Harry goes back in time and puts himself into the original baby Tom Riddle. Turns out that Voldemort hated other people because he regarded them as zombies.
So the Sunshine Regiment gets a Super-Hermione after all.
Chaos General gets the Stone, Sunshine General gets superpowers, Dragon General gets No Parents.
So each of them gets more of something they already had.
Not even something original. General Chaos already got that Achievement before him.
General Chaos would firmly disagree.
Only if Achievements can be revoked. He definitely had that for a short while 11 years earlier.
Nope. He has four parents only two of whom happen to be dead.
If you count Quirrell, he has five parents, two and a half of whom happen to be dead. In fact, the half-death of Quirrell brought his Parental Survival Rate down to 0.5, so of course Draco’s had to go down to stay ahead of him.
Quirrel was his fiance, not his parent.
They were as close to being soul mates as two humans can possibly be.
Oh, right, him and the time turner.
Wow, inbreeding much? I’m your father and your husband.
Later Harry goes back in time and puts himself into the original baby Tom Riddle. Turns out that Voldemort hated other people because he regarded them as zombies.
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