You know in those stories where there’s this immortal guy and they talk about how bored they are and how boring life is after 5000 years or whatever? I am going to call something.
I am going to call SHENANIGANS.
You know who writes those stories? MORTALS. Folks using some of their PRECIOUS, FINITE LIFE to write a made-up story in which an imaginary person keeps going on about how being immortal is actually sucky and how they’re totes jealous that others get to die someday!
-- Today’s Dinosaur Comic