After the truth destroyed everything it could, the only thing left was Eliezer Yudkowsky.
In his free time, Eliezer Yudkowsky likes to help the Halting Oracle answer especially difficult queries.
Eliezer Yudkowsky actually happens to be the pinnacle of Intelligent Design. He only claims to be the product of evolution to remain approachable to the rest of us.
Omega did its Ph.D. thesis on Eliezer Yudkowsky. Needless to say, it’s too long to be published in this world. Omega is now doing post-doctoral research, tentatively titled “Causality vs. Eliezer Yudkowsky—An Indistinguishability Argument”.
It was easier for Eliezer Yudkowsky to reformulate decision theory to exclude time than to buy a new watch.
Eliezer Yudkowsky’s favorite sport is black hole diving. His information density is so great that no black hole can absorb him, so he just bounces right off the event horizon.
God desperately wants to believe that when Eliezer Yudkowsky says “God doesn’t exist,” it’s just good-natured teasing.
Never go in against Eliezer Yudkowsky when anything is on the line.
After the truth destroyed everything it could, the only thing left was Eliezer Yudkowsky.
In his free time, Eliezer Yudkowsky likes to help the Halting Oracle answer especially difficult queries.
Eliezer Yudkowsky actually happens to be the pinnacle of Intelligent Design. He only claims to be the product of evolution to remain approachable to the rest of us.
Omega did its Ph.D. thesis on Eliezer Yudkowsky. Needless to say, it’s too long to be published in this world. Omega is now doing post-doctoral research, tentatively titled “Causality vs. Eliezer Yudkowsky—An Indistinguishability Argument”.
It was easier for Eliezer Yudkowsky to reformulate decision theory to exclude time than to buy a new watch.
Eliezer Yudkowsky’s favorite sport is black hole diving. His information density is so great that no black hole can absorb him, so he just bounces right off the event horizon.
God desperately wants to believe that when Eliezer Yudkowsky says “God doesn’t exist,” it’s just good-natured teasing.
Never go in against Eliezer Yudkowsky when anything is on the line.
Upvoted for the first one.