A random value walks into a bar. A statistician swivels around in her chair, one tall boot unlaced and an almost full Manhattan sitting a short distance from her right elbow.
“I’ve been expecting you,” she says.
“Have you been waiting long?” respond the value.
“Only for a moment.”
“Then you’re very on point.”
“I’ve met enough of your kind that there’s little risk of me wasting time.”
“I assure you I’m quite independent.”
“Doesn’t mean you’re not drawn from the same mold.”
A random value walks into a bar. A statistician swivels around in her chair, one tall boot unlaced and an almost full Manhattan sitting a short distance from her right elbow.
“I’ve been expecting you,” she says.
“Have you been waiting long?” respond the value.
“Only for a moment.”
“Then you’re very on point.”
“I’ve met enough of your kind that there’s little risk of me wasting time.”
“I assure you I’m quite independent.”
“Doesn’t mean you’re not drawn from the same mold.”
“Well, what can I do for you?”
“I was hoping to gain your confidence...”