Harry Potter and the Natural 20
I thought it was starting poorly, but then I got to:
“Someone send for Dumbledore, this kid needs help.” “I’m right here in front of you.” “No, not you, the other Dumbledore.” “Oh,” said Aberforth, slightly disappointed. “Nobody ever wants to send for me.”
“Someone send for Dumbledore, this kid needs help.”
“I’m right here in front of you.”
“No, not you, the other Dumbledore.”
“Oh,” said Aberforth, slightly disappointed. “Nobody ever wants to send for me.”
This means I’ll try it, thanks for that quote.
I thought there were a lot of quotable bits; fun fic.
Oh yes.
“Er, before we, uh, um, start choosing one,” Milo stammered awkwardly. “There’s something I’ve been, ah, meaning to ask of you, Mr. Ollivander.” “Yes?” he said softly. Gods, but this guy is weird. “Your store name – I mean, Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands Since 382 BCE – well, it’s just that, er…” “Yes?” “Shouldn’t – shouldn’t Ollivanders have an apostrophe in it?” Milo said, and instantly regretted it. Mr. Ollivander chuckled, slowly and irregularly. It was a disconcertingly unnatural sound. “Not if it’s plural,” Ollivander said. Milo swallowed nervously.
“Er, before we, uh, um, start choosing one,” Milo stammered awkwardly. “There’s something I’ve been, ah, meaning to ask of you, Mr. Ollivander.”
“Yes?” he said softly. Gods, but this guy is weird.
“Your store name – I mean, Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands Since 382 BCE – well, it’s just that, er…”
“Yes?”
“Shouldn’t – shouldn’t Ollivanders have an apostrophe in it?” Milo said, and instantly regretted it.
Mr. Ollivander chuckled, slowly and irregularly. It was a disconcertingly unnatural sound.
“Not if it’s plural,” Ollivander said.
Milo swallowed nervously.
That was good, but the blood was better.
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I thought it was starting poorly, but then I got to:
This means I’ll try it, thanks for that quote.
I thought there were a lot of quotable bits; fun fic.
Oh yes.
That was good, but the blood was better.