Option zero: “There’s an interesting story I once wrote...”
Option one: “Well then, I won’t/don’t eat pork. But that doesn’t mean I won’t eat any animals. I can be selective in which I eat.”
Option two: “mmmmm… babies.”
Option three: “Why can’t I simply not want to eat babies? I can simply prefer to eat pigs and not babies”
Option four: “Seems like a convincing argument to me. Okay, vegetarian now.” (after all, technically you said they tried, but you didn’t say the failed. ;))
Option five: “actually, I already am one.”
Am I missing any (somewhat) plausible branches it could have taken? More to the point, is one of the above the direction it actually went? :)
(My model of you, incidentally, suggests option three as your least likely response and option one as your most likely serious response.)
Well, not quite option two, but yes, “You make a convincing case that it should be legal to eat month-old infants.” One person’s modus ponens is another’s modus tollens...
Option six: “I was a vegetarian, but I’m okay with eating babies, and if pigs are just as smart, it should be okay to eat them too, so you’ve convinced me to give up vegetarianism.”
This reminds me of the elves in Dwarf Fortress. They eat people, but not animals.
Option zero: “There’s an interesting story I once wrote...”
Option one: “Well then, I won’t/don’t eat pork. But that doesn’t mean I won’t eat any animals. I can be selective in which I eat.”
Option two: “mmmmm… babies.”
Option three: “Why can’t I simply not want to eat babies? I can simply prefer to eat pigs and not babies”
Option four: “Seems like a convincing argument to me. Okay, vegetarian now.” (after all, technically you said they tried, but you didn’t say the failed. ;))
Option five: “actually, I already am one.”
Am I missing any (somewhat) plausible branches it could have taken? More to the point, is one of the above the direction it actually went? :)
(My model of you, incidentally, suggests option three as your least likely response and option one as your most likely serious response.)
Well, not quite option two, but yes, “You make a convincing case that it should be legal to eat month-old infants.” One person’s modus ponens is another’s modus tollens...
I actually did a presentation arguing for the legality of eating babies in a Bioethics class.
And I don’t eat pigs, on moral grounds.
Option six: “I was a vegetarian, but I’m okay with eating babies, and if pigs are just as smart, it should be okay to eat them too, so you’ve convinced me to give up vegetarianism.”
This reminds me of the elves in Dwarf Fortress. They eat people, but not animals.