It’s a conspiracy, man. You gotta pay for water that’s just sitting there in the ground. It’s the corporations tricking people into thinking they gotta drink water that came from their pipes because it’s been “sanitized”. Wake up sheeple, they’re sanitizing your brains!!!
And don’t get me started on showing up later for work! We all know I could be there in just 15 minutes if there were no traffic, but you see the corporations make more money the longer you drive your car, so they make sure everyone has to be at work at the same time so there’s a traffic jam. Then we all use more fuel, end up buying fast food and other junk because we lost so much time in traffic, and gotta put in extra effort at work because the boss is always mad about how we’re showing up late. And to top it all of, all those exhaust fumes are causing ozone holes and global warming which is just what they want because then they can use it to sell you more stuff like sunscreen or to control your life to fight “climate change”.
As for the microwave? Well, let’s just say it’s not a coincidence they blow up if you put tin foil in them. Me? I’m keeping my tin foil right where intended: on my head to block out the thought rays and subliminal messages sent out by their so-called “internet”.
It’s a conspiracy, man. You gotta pay for water that’s just sitting there in the ground. It’s the corporations tricking people into thinking they gotta drink water that came from their pipes because it’s been “sanitized”. Wake up sheeple, they’re sanitizing your brains!!!
And don’t get me started on showing up later for work! We all know I could be there in just 15 minutes if there were no traffic, but you see the corporations make more money the longer you drive your car, so they make sure everyone has to be at work at the same time so there’s a traffic jam. Then we all use more fuel, end up buying fast food and other junk because we lost so much time in traffic, and gotta put in extra effort at work because the boss is always mad about how we’re showing up late. And to top it all of, all those exhaust fumes are causing ozone holes and global warming which is just what they want because then they can use it to sell you more stuff like sunscreen or to control your life to fight “climate change”.
As for the microwave? Well, let’s just say it’s not a coincidence they blow up if you put tin foil in them. Me? I’m keeping my tin foil right where intended: on my head to block out the thought rays and subliminal messages sent out by their so-called “internet”.