Use stone to seal off the air supply to a cage of birds.
Economist: Sell a precious stone (diamond? Ruby?). Use the proceeds to purchase several dozen chickens. The purchase produces an expected number of bird deaths equal to approximately the number of chickens purchased through tiny changes at the margins, making chicken farming and slaughter slightly more viable.
Omega: Use stone to kill the dog that would have killed the cat that will now kill 40 birds over its extended lifespan.
Radioactive stone in nest.
Use stone to seal off the air supply to a cage of birds.
Economist: Sell a precious stone (diamond? Ruby?). Use the proceeds to purchase several dozen chickens. The purchase produces an expected number of bird deaths equal to approximately the number of chickens purchased through tiny changes at the margins, making chicken farming and slaughter slightly more viable.
Omega: Use stone to kill the dog that would have killed the cat that will now kill 40 birds over its extended lifespan.
Punster: go on a hunting trip with Mick Jagger.
Double punster: it’s hunting season for Jimmy Page’s former band.