A priori knowledge: yes or no?
Yes.
Abstract objects: Platonism or nominalism?
Platonism. That is to say, not simply immanent realism; full-fledged platonic realism about abstract objects.
Aesthetic value: objective or subjective?
Objective.
Analytic-synthetic distinction: yes or no?
Epistemic justification: internalism or externalism?
Internalism.
External world: idealism, skepticism, or non-skeptical realism?
Non-skeptical realism.
Free will: compatibilism, libertarianism, or no free will?
Libertarianism. AKA “contra-causal free will”.
God: theism or atheism?
Atheism. That is, atheism asserted as the positive: there is certainly no God.
Knowledge: empiricism or rationalism?
Rationalism.
Knowledge claims: contextualism, relativism, or invariantism?
Invariantism.
Laws of nature: Humean or non-Humean?
Non-humean.
Logic: classical or non-classical?
Classical.
Mental content: internalism or externalism?
Meta-ethics: moral realism or moral anti-realism?
Moral realism.
Metaphilosophy: naturalism or non-naturalism?
Non-naturalism. Also a non-naturalist about meta-ethics, too.
Mind: physicalism or non-physicalism?
Non-physialism.
Moral judgment: cognitivism or non-cognitivism?
Cognitivism.
Moral motivation: internalism or externalism?
Newcomb’s problem: one box or two boxes?
Two boxes.
Normative ethics: deontology, consequentialism, or virtue ethics?
Reject all. In reality, I would apply a mixture of deontology and consequentialism.
Perceptual experience: disjunctivism, qualia theory, representationalism, or sense-datum theory?
Accept another alternative: direct realism.
Personal identity: biological view, psychological view, or further-fact view?
Further-fact view.
Politics: communitarianism, egalitarianism, or libertarianism?
Libertarianism.
Proper names: Fregean or Millian?
Millian.
Science: scientific realism or scientific anti-realism?
Scientific realism.
Teletransporter (new matter): survival or death?
Death.
Time: A-theory or B-theory?
A-theory.
Trolley problem (five straight ahead, one on side track, turn requires switching, what ought one do?): switch or don’t switch?
Switch.
Truth: correspondence, deflationary, or epistemic?
Correspondence.
Zombies: inconceivable, conceivable but not metaphysically possible, or metaphysically possible?
Metaphysically possible.
And… which of the following philosophers do you identify with?
G.E. Moore.
A priori knowledge: yes or no?
Yes.
Abstract objects: Platonism or nominalism?
Platonism. That is to say, not simply immanent realism; full-fledged platonic realism about abstract objects.
Aesthetic value: objective or subjective?
Objective.
Analytic-synthetic distinction: yes or no?
Yes.
Epistemic justification: internalism or externalism?
Internalism.
External world: idealism, skepticism, or non-skeptical realism?
Non-skeptical realism.
Free will: compatibilism, libertarianism, or no free will?
Libertarianism. AKA “contra-causal free will”.
God: theism or atheism?
Atheism. That is, atheism asserted as the positive: there is certainly no God.
Knowledge: empiricism or rationalism?
Rationalism.
Knowledge claims: contextualism, relativism, or invariantism?
Invariantism.
Laws of nature: Humean or non-Humean?
Non-humean.
Logic: classical or non-classical?
Classical.
Mental content: internalism or externalism?
Internalism.
Meta-ethics: moral realism or moral anti-realism?
Moral realism.
Metaphilosophy: naturalism or non-naturalism?
Non-naturalism. Also a non-naturalist about meta-ethics, too.
Mind: physicalism or non-physicalism?
Non-physialism.
Moral judgment: cognitivism or non-cognitivism?
Cognitivism.
Moral motivation: internalism or externalism?
Internalism.
Newcomb’s problem: one box or two boxes?
Two boxes.
Normative ethics: deontology, consequentialism, or virtue ethics?
Reject all. In reality, I would apply a mixture of deontology and consequentialism.
Perceptual experience: disjunctivism, qualia theory, representationalism, or sense-datum theory?
Accept another alternative: direct realism.
Personal identity: biological view, psychological view, or further-fact view?
Further-fact view.
Politics: communitarianism, egalitarianism, or libertarianism?
Libertarianism.
Proper names: Fregean or Millian?
Millian.
Science: scientific realism or scientific anti-realism?
Scientific realism.
Teletransporter (new matter): survival or death?
Death.
Time: A-theory or B-theory?
A-theory.
Trolley problem (five straight ahead, one on side track, turn requires switching, what ought one do?): switch or don’t switch?
Switch.
Truth: correspondence, deflationary, or epistemic?
Correspondence.
Zombies: inconceivable, conceivable but not metaphysically possible, or metaphysically possible?
Metaphysically possible.
And… which of the following philosophers do you identify with?
G.E. Moore.