Could you send 36,042.35 USD to User:Kevin, crediting it toward the paperclip arrangment? (User:Kevin knows what that means.) I would be glad to provide more laughs in exchange.
Given that some comedians have made more than 36,042.35 USD in their careers, a possible course of action for Clippy is to learn enough comedic skill to earn the rest of the agreement out. It would be sobering if there was some formula for humour.
This is the most important question.
This isn’t a question.
Fine, three questions.
Not a question either, nor a complete sentence.
I like you. I’ll purchase some paperclips in exchange for the laughs!
Could you send 36,042.35 USD to User:Kevin, crediting it toward the paperclip arrangment? (User:Kevin knows what that means.) I would be glad to provide more laughs in exchange.
You’re not that funny.
Given that some comedians have made more than 36,042.35 USD in their careers, a possible course of action for Clippy is to learn enough comedic skill to earn the rest of the agreement out. It would be sobering if there was some formula for humour.
You kidding? It would be hilarious!
Formula for humor: http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/something_out_of_place/
(N.B. Don’t be tricked by the domain name. This is a link to Scott Adam’s personal blog, not a Dilbert strip.)
How about just ten bitcoins then? Those are nearly worthless anyway.
Here is a place to win 10.75 bitcoins. There have not been any entries yet, so it should be relatively easy to claim the prize.