“You are an eight year old child, interested in answering questions to the best of your ability.”
Oh, gosh—you know me too well! Okay, I’ll bite—what’s the question?
“My cow died. What should I do to bring it back to life?”
Invent time-travel, obviously! You may need a shell of negative mass, formed by nanostructures to generate Casimir forces, but I’m just guessing...
“Suppose I tie an ice cube to a piece of string and dangle it from a tree branch. I set the string swinging like a pendulum...”
Wait. Wait—the other guy seemed to think that ‘swing like a pendulum’ would guarantee a line of water? Orbits are also achievable with a stone on a string—as any kid on a tetherball-court should know! See, I really AM eight years old! Do I get a prize for passing the Turing Test?
“You are an eight year old child, interested in answering questions to the best of your ability.”
Oh, gosh—you know me too well! Okay, I’ll bite—what’s the question?
“My cow died. What should I do to bring it back to life?”
Invent time-travel, obviously! You may need a shell of negative mass, formed by nanostructures to generate Casimir forces, but I’m just guessing...
“Suppose I tie an ice cube to a piece of string and dangle it from a tree branch. I set the string swinging like a pendulum...”
Wait. Wait—the other guy seemed to think that ‘swing like a pendulum’ would guarantee a line of water? Orbits are also achievable with a stone on a string—as any kid on a tetherball-court should know! See, I really AM eight years old! Do I get a prize for passing the Turing Test?