So, lessee, a pretty face who dropped out of college, was Demi Moore’s boy-toy for a while, is rich (apparently it’s now spelled as “investor”), a student of Kabbalah, has a Russian (for certain values of “Russian”) wife. Clearly, prime presidential material.
Oh, and he is not a “manager” of a human-rights organization. He is on their board of directors which translates to “gives money to” and was a co-founder during his boy-toy phase.
I agree Ashton Kutcher doesn’t pass my initial presidential smell test. But I’m not sure Trump did either, especially as a GOP candidate...
Thrice married. Foreign born trophy wife. Only recently pro life. Just fine with gay marriage. Not terribly fiscally conservative. Prone to vulgarity. Bromantic af with Putin. Proud adulterer & pussy grabber. Orange.
Yeah, definitely the “pretty boy” thing is the biggest problem for Kutcher—even if it turns out he’s a better businessman than Trump. There’s something about that kind of personality where I think most people would have a hard time taking him seriously.
So, lessee, a pretty face who dropped out of college, was Demi Moore’s boy-toy for a while, is rich (apparently it’s now spelled as “investor”), a student of Kabbalah, has a Russian (for certain values of “Russian”) wife. Clearly, prime presidential material.
Oh, and he is not a “manager” of a human-rights organization. He is on their board of directors which translates to “gives money to” and was a co-founder during his boy-toy phase.
Clearly we could never have a president with even the slightest hint of Russian connections. No sir.
Well, that’s what the left-wing media keeps telling me nowadays… :-P
I agree Ashton Kutcher doesn’t pass my initial presidential smell test. But I’m not sure Trump did either, especially as a GOP candidate...
Thrice married. Foreign born trophy wife. Only recently pro life. Just fine with gay marriage. Not terribly fiscally conservative. Prone to vulgarity. Bromantic af with Putin. Proud adulterer & pussy grabber. Orange.
GOP: We’ll take it!
Actually, I think it was more like this:
No. No! No!!! Nooooooo!!!!! OK, whatever… Wait, what?
Yeah, definitely the “pretty boy” thing is the biggest problem for Kutcher—even if it turns out he’s a better businessman than Trump. There’s something about that kind of personality where I think most people would have a hard time taking him seriously.