There’s been some speculation on what a +4 spoon would do
It gives a +4 bonus to the dexterity check to avoid dropping ice cream on your clothes, or others’ clothes. However, due to a quantization issue in the laws of physics, exactly one-twentieth of all scoops still result in critical failures, and many of those failures lead to food fights, which is where the +4 to hit and damage comes in.
Does a dex check have a critical failure on a 1? I think that applies only to saves and attack rolls. Skill checks don’t suffer that problem and I think the same rule applies to flat ability checks. (I’m going off the 3.5 rules here, I seem to remember when critical failures occur was slightly different in 3.0 which may be relevant here)
I’m not sure most people have the rules so intimately understood that they would think the “of course” in “of course not” deserved to be there. This may be related to understanding degrees of inferential distance.
It gives a +4 bonus to the dexterity check to avoid dropping ice cream on your clothes, or others’ clothes. However, due to a quantization issue in the laws of physics, exactly one-twentieth of all scoops still result in critical failures, and many of those failures lead to food fights, which is where the +4 to hit and damage comes in.
Don’t be silly, it’s just a bonus to Craft (cooking) or Profession (chef).
Does a dex check have a critical failure on a 1? I think that applies only to saves and attack rolls. Skill checks don’t suffer that problem and I think the same rule applies to flat ability checks. (I’m going off the 3.5 rules here, I seem to remember when critical failures occur was slightly different in 3.0 which may be relevant here)
Of course not.
I’m not sure most people have the rules so intimately understood that they would think the “of course” in “of course not” deserved to be there. This may be related to understanding degrees of inferential distance.
Yes, that was the joke.
Ah, in that case, I must spend too much time on the Giants in the Playground Forum where a statement like that would seem perfectly natural.