A1987dM comments on Dark Arts of Rationality

A1987dM 18 Jan 2014 11:30 UTC
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If you are a (male) pirate and you want a pirate girlfriend, but the only females in your immediate surroundings are ninjas,

Then go somewhere else. Duh. :-)
- CAE_Jones 18 Jan 2014 15:00 UTC
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  Then go somewhere else. Duh. :-)
  
  This makes it sound trivial. Would you consider it trivial for someone ship-wrecked on a Ninja Island with a peg-leg and various other piraty injuries?
- Locaha 18 Jan 2014 13:16 UTC
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  Then go somewhere else. Duh. :-)
  
  You can’t. You need money to repair your ship, and only ninjas hire in this economy...
  - insufferablejake 21 Jan 2014 12:52 UTC
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    Then, unfortunately, you must compartmentalise, wear a mask, whatever that makes shurikens endlessly fascinating for you until you (make money to) get your ship fixed. Then set sail, and cast away the mask.
    - Locaha 21 Jan 2014 13:01 UTC
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      You don’t actually have to talk with the ninja girls. There is no requirement to have the same hobbies as your co-workers.