Well, that’s £10 already—by bearing that thought in mind, you’ve been able to construct a perfect snarky comment that you couldn’t have otherwise done. Was that not worth it? ;-)
That was actually the third attempt to respond to this post, and the third least snarky. The second one compared it to a fan theory for a piece of established fiction.
I’m afraid they’re counterfactual snarks. I ran a simulation for each of them in which I anticipated your reaction, and on this basis I decided not to make them. This version of you should be thankful for this, but the simulated versions of you are bloody livid.
Well, that’s £10 already—by bearing that thought in mind, you’ve been able to construct a perfect snarky comment that you couldn’t have otherwise done. Was that not worth it? ;-)
Have an upvote for your cheek :-P
That was actually the third attempt to respond to this post, and the third least snarky. The second one compared it to a fan theory for a piece of established fiction.
Want to share those snarks? :-)
I’m afraid they’re counterfactual snarks. I ran a simulation for each of them in which I anticipated your reaction, and on this basis I decided not to make them. This version of you should be thankful for this, but the simulated versions of you are bloody livid.
Thank goodness I’m alone in my room right now—I wouldn’t like to have to explain to someone else why I’m laughing so hard.