But wait, wouldn’t that still imply there’s no unique way to slice something into a positional configuration space?
The space-time interval is a conserved quantity under Lorentz transforms. The position or time interval separatedly are not conserved quantities. Since the spacetime intervals are conserved, the configuration space is unique and consistent.
I think Eliezer wasn’t specific enough what he meant by “indistinguishable”. In the QM and thermodynamics/chemistry sense the particles are indistinguishable iff they are completely described by their quantum states—which are just finite sets of numbers. The properties of statistics change a lot when moving from distinc to non-distinct particles—think of permutations versus combinations.