Today if I type into Google’s search bar “how to move a couch into a moving plane using only a pair of avocados” the first result is not particularly on-point:
Mar 8, 2022 — Tip the item backward at an angle and have one person carry the top while the other carries the bottom. This centers the weight and keeps the …
Missing: plane pair avocados
In some not very distant future, I expect the top result will be something like this:
How a pair of avocados was all I needed to move my couch into a moving plane
Mar 23, 202x — I was surprised at how easy it ended up being to move my couchinto a moving plane by using nothing but a pair of avocados and some common …
Today’s result for “what was that scientific paper about how you could cure pancreatic cancer by eating your own toenails?”
Mar 23, 202x — The median life span of patients following diagnosis of advanced Carcinoma of pancreas is usually not more than 3-6 months. However in patients who eat their own toenails, survival rates several times longer …
Today, the internet can give okay answers to many of our questions. In the near future it will give astonishingly plausible answers to all of our questions. I am concerned.
In the very near future the internet will answer all of our questions and that makes me sad
Today if I type into Google’s search bar “how to move a couch into a moving plane using only a pair of avocados” the first result is not particularly on-point:
In some not very distant future, I expect the top result will be something like this:
Today’s result for “what was that scientific paper about how you could cure pancreatic cancer by eating your own toenails?”
The not very distant future’s version:
Today, the internet can give okay answers to many of our questions. In the near future it will give astonishingly plausible answers to all of our questions. I am concerned.