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I {username} vow to, for the next three months, when greeting a person for whom I am reasonably confident to be a rationalist, swivel my hips clockwise in an attempt to initiate a butt bump. If they reciprocate, I will proceed to perform the butt bump. If they do not reciprocate within three seconds, I will unswivel my hips and proceed as I desire.
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