Shine a torch (the something you are sending is light photons)
Point a radioactive source towards the moon
Point a neutrino emitter
Send data by interfacing with the satelites around the moon
Invent teleportation, and then teleport there
Create a machine that can exactly copy your object and then destroy the ‘original’, use it to get the object to the moon, and then resolve the resulting dilemma about whether it’s the ‘same’ object with your choice of counterargument
Space elevator
Just walk
Sit on a nuke, and then detonate it
Actually, just detonate a nuke anywhere in an atmosphere, and statistically speaking at least one air particle is likely to make it
Project Orion Battleship (possible overlap with previous two)
Jump really high
Make a seesaw, stand on one end, and have a heavy object fall from lunar orbit onto the other end
Climb a ladder
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Decelerate the moon until it crashes into earth, so that everything on the earth is also on the moon
Wait for a quantum event of negligable probability to take it there
Promise someone £1 billion conditional on them getting the object to the moon
Use that one company whose thing is sending products to the moon so they can say that there’s one of those products on the moon
Wait for someone else to attempt a lunar landing mission, and sneak the object onboard (fun fact: it’s already been done with the lunar art museum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csInNn6pfT4)
Reclassify Earth as the moon
Reclassify anything reachable as the moon, and then place the object on that
Place the object on the Apollo lunar samples
Monorail
Regular rail
Rail, but with more than two rails
Use a plane to accelerate really fast in-atmophere, and use that momentum to get to the moon
Ditto, but with running
Cannon
Trebuchet
Catapult
Make something that disables Earth’s relative gravitational field for an object, and turn it on at the right time
Accelerate really fast in a submarine, and use that momentum to get to the moon
Use a fishing rod to tether the moon, and reel it in until it’s close enough
Use a fishing rod to tether the moon, and reel yourslef towards it
Use a fishing rod to tether another celestial body, and reel yourself towards it until you’re in the path of the moon, then wait for it to arrive
Stand on a mirror that faces downwards, which rises upwards on a stream of photons bouncing between this mirror and another mirror on earth that faces skywards
Project Sea Dragon
A tower comprised of Delta-V stages
A space shuttle, with more stages
Make a bridge that spirals from earth to the moon, and then walk
Ditto, but with a road vehicle
Fold an A4 piece of paper 45 times, and then climb up the resulting stack
Climb up a rope
Climb up a fireman’s pole, and then slide down the last fraction to the moon
Gather a large number of golf balls, and hit each one away from yourself to accelerate
Saturn V rocket
SpaceX Starship
Shine a torch (the something you are sending is light photons)
Point a radioactive source towards the moon
Point a neutrino emitter
Send data by interfacing with the satelites around the moon
Invent teleportation, and then teleport there
Create a machine that can exactly copy your object and then destroy the ‘original’, use it to get the object to the moon, and then resolve the resulting dilemma about whether it’s the ‘same’ object with your choice of counterargument
Space elevator
Just walk
Sit on a nuke, and then detonate it
Actually, just detonate a nuke anywhere in an atmosphere, and statistically speaking at least one air particle is likely to make it
Project Orion Battleship (possible overlap with previous two)
Jump really high
Make a seesaw, stand on one end, and have a heavy object fall from lunar orbit onto the other end
Climb a ladder
Ohvyq n gbjre bs onory, ohg fgbc jura vg ernpurf gur zbba
Decelerate the moon until it crashes into earth, so that everything on the earth is also on the moon
Wait for a quantum event of negligable probability to take it there
Promise someone £1 billion conditional on them getting the object to the moon
Use that one company whose thing is sending products to the moon so they can say that there’s one of those products on the moon
Wait for someone else to attempt a lunar landing mission, and sneak the object onboard (fun fact: it’s already been done with the lunar art museum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csInNn6pfT4)
Reclassify Earth as the moon
Reclassify anything reachable as the moon, and then place the object on that
Place the object on the Apollo lunar samples
Monorail
Regular rail
Rail, but with more than two rails
Use a plane to accelerate really fast in-atmophere, and use that momentum to get to the moon
Ditto, but with running
Cannon
Trebuchet
Catapult
Make something that disables Earth’s relative gravitational field for an object, and turn it on at the right time
Accelerate really fast in a submarine, and use that momentum to get to the moon
Use a fishing rod to tether the moon, and reel it in until it’s close enough
Use a fishing rod to tether the moon, and reel yourslef towards it
Use a fishing rod to tether another celestial body, and reel yourself towards it until you’re in the path of the moon, then wait for it to arrive
Stand on a mirror that faces downwards, which rises upwards on a stream of photons bouncing between this mirror and another mirror on earth that faces skywards
Project Sea Dragon
A tower comprised of Delta-V stages
A space shuttle, with more stages
Make a bridge that spirals from earth to the moon, and then walk
Ditto, but with a road vehicle
Fold an A4 piece of paper 45 times, and then climb up the resulting stack
Climb up a rope
Climb up a fireman’s pole, and then slide down the last fraction to the moon
Gather a large number of golf balls, and hit each one away from yourself to accelerate
Use a spray can
And finally, the most impractial item on the list
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