I have done this.
The most impressive-sounding one happened to a friend of mine who had formerly been an athlete. She had to withdraw from sports for a year because of an unexpected muscular condition. (If this is obviously medically wrong, it’s probably because I changed details for privacy.) As you probably expect, that year involved plenty of spiritual growth that she attributes to having had to quit sports.
At the end of that time, a group of church people laid hands on her and prayed, she felt some extreme acceleration in her heart rate, and her endurance was back the next time she tested it. A doctor confirmed that the muscular thing was completely gone, and she’s been physically active ever since.
Now obviously this isn’t bulletproof. You just need her to spontaneously recover at some point before the laying on of hands. (I have no idea how likely this would be; probably not very.) The rest is exactly the sort of thing that might happen regardless of whether there’s a miracle. But it still sounds really impressive. If I weren’t actively trying not to spin it to sound even more miraculous, it’d sound even more impressive.
But this is just the most miraculous-sounding story I’ve heard from a source I trust. I only know so many people. This account is probably well within the distribution of how miraculous anecdotes can get. I’d feel weird saying “you spontaneously got better a few months earlier, and so did anyone else with a similar story.”
I recall reading—I forget where—that laying on of hands does have positive effects that outperform chance. (But cuddling probably does, too. Emotionally-charged human contact does tend to interact with body systems in interesting ways.)
My father (who calls himself a Buddhist) has done feats of hand-laying. Most notable was the instance when his mother was in the hospital, and the staff was convinced she was within hours of death (they put out a call to her (Christian) preacher, but he was busy). My father did his trick, and she got better enough to be discharged. (Things went back to awful not long thereafter, but this might be said to have bought her several months at least.)
I don’t get the feeling that my dad really alieves in the abilities he claims to have. (For starters, he only ever tried it on me once, and was clearly non-serious about that one.) He has been serious in how he talked about using it on others, though.
At the end of that time, a group of church people laid hands on her and prayed, she felt some extreme acceleration in her heart rate, and her endurance was back the next time she tested it. A doctor confirmed that the muscular thing was completely gone, and she’s been physically active ever since.
Can you go in to more detail on the muscular condition? This might be relevant.
Regarding an increase in heart rate, that’s pretty normal to experience as a result of a social situation (think public speaking, going on a date, laughing with friends, etc.) I imagine if atheism is true, the reason theists “lay hands” on one another is because it’s a social situation that seems consistently provoke an interesting and intense feeling in the person who is having hands laid on them.
It wasn’t actually a muscular condition. My friend is surprisingly unwilling to spread this around and only told me under the extreme circumstances of me telling her I might be about to become an atheist.
I wanted to change enough that if she read this on the Internet she wouldn’t know it was about her.
So there was a clear potential payoff to her desires in giving you a miracle story—keeping you in the fold.
I don’t question her good will toward you, but I’ve found that the correspondence theory of truth is not as widely held as those who rely on it believe. One alternative is that truths are useful statements, whether or not they accurately model the state of the world.
The real joke, that few have gotten the punchline for, is that SJWs aren’t atheists, they’re puritanical theocrats.
SJWs are special in terms of the correspondence theory of truth in that they’ll explicity reject it, while many, many more of varying ideological persuasions only implicitly reject it, in failing to find it particularly motivating.
I have done this. The most impressive-sounding one happened to a friend of mine who had formerly been an athlete. She had to withdraw from sports for a year because of an unexpected muscular condition. (If this is obviously medically wrong, it’s probably because I changed details for privacy.) As you probably expect, that year involved plenty of spiritual growth that she attributes to having had to quit sports.
At the end of that time, a group of church people laid hands on her and prayed, she felt some extreme acceleration in her heart rate, and her endurance was back the next time she tested it. A doctor confirmed that the muscular thing was completely gone, and she’s been physically active ever since.
Now obviously this isn’t bulletproof. You just need her to spontaneously recover at some point before the laying on of hands. (I have no idea how likely this would be; probably not very.) The rest is exactly the sort of thing that might happen regardless of whether there’s a miracle. But it still sounds really impressive. If I weren’t actively trying not to spin it to sound even more miraculous, it’d sound even more impressive.
But this is just the most miraculous-sounding story I’ve heard from a source I trust. I only know so many people. This account is probably well within the distribution of how miraculous anecdotes can get. I’d feel weird saying “you spontaneously got better a few months earlier, and so did anyone else with a similar story.”
I recall reading—I forget where—that laying on of hands does have positive effects that outperform chance. (But cuddling probably does, too. Emotionally-charged human contact does tend to interact with body systems in interesting ways.)
My father (who calls himself a Buddhist) has done feats of hand-laying. Most notable was the instance when his mother was in the hospital, and the staff was convinced she was within hours of death (they put out a call to her (Christian) preacher, but he was busy). My father did his trick, and she got better enough to be discharged. (Things went back to awful not long thereafter, but this might be said to have bought her several months at least.)
I don’t get the feeling that my dad really alieves in the abilities he claims to have. (For starters, he only ever tried it on me once, and was clearly non-serious about that one.) He has been serious in how he talked about using it on others, though.
I have a vague recollection of an article like this that referenced all that hand touching NBA players do with a teammate doing free throws.
The atheist/neo-pagan Eric Raymond claims to be able to do this semi-reliably.
Can you go in to more detail on the muscular condition? This might be relevant.
Regarding an increase in heart rate, that’s pretty normal to experience as a result of a social situation (think public speaking, going on a date, laughing with friends, etc.) I imagine if atheism is true, the reason theists “lay hands” on one another is because it’s a social situation that seems consistently provoke an interesting and intense feeling in the person who is having hands laid on them.
It wasn’t actually a muscular condition. My friend is surprisingly unwilling to spread this around and only told me under the extreme circumstances of me telling her I might be about to become an atheist. I wanted to change enough that if she read this on the Internet she wouldn’t know it was about her.
So there was a clear potential payoff to her desires in giving you a miracle story—keeping you in the fold.
I don’t question her good will toward you, but I’ve found that the correspondence theory of truth is not as widely held as those who rely on it believe. One alternative is that truths are useful statements, whether or not they accurately model the state of the world.
Amusingly all the people I know who reject it are atheists (of the SJW type).
The real joke, that few have gotten the punchline for, is that SJWs aren’t atheists, they’re puritanical theocrats.
SJWs are special in terms of the correspondence theory of truth in that they’ll explicity reject it, while many, many more of varying ideological persuasions only implicitly reject it, in failing to find it particularly motivating.
They may be special, but hardly unique—it’s not hard to find environmentalists who also reject it, for example.
What do you mean by “not atheists”?
For what it’s worth, I think people can have very strong aliefs that affect their health, and powerful experiences can change the aliefs.