Hide it in an umbrella, but also integrate a weapon (Mycroft Holmes Style) to have good non-pen reason to carry it allround all the time.
Every few months change one’s identity and the hiding spot.
Struggle to keep it hidden till Einstein is of age to think about a good solution. Ask him inderectly.
Charm the pen with partial transfiguration since it is known for being not possible. Therefore it cannot be the pen.
Make it look like something else: stick, wand etc.
Weren’t there somebody who could swallow various items and get them easily back out? Learn that skill to hide the pen.
Contact a ravenclaw, ask for help, in exchange they will be able to read the miracle papers.
Build a time machine or accidently find one which somebody lost, notice confusion & be curious, push a few buttons, land in 2020, survive, find out about computers, the internet and LessWrong. Ask the community indirectly about hiding ideas for Einstein’s pen (for example you could create bubble challenges)
The Effective Altruism Community might also be a … äh… “Anlaufstelle”.
With the help of an magic hat turn the pen into a white rabbit, change it back and forth now and then to prevent it from dying,
Buy lots and lots of pens, keep the original and drop/trade/gift /whatever them (afterwards you have to clean up of course).
Glue a flower on it and wear a bun with your self made hairstick.
Make a fire and “burn” the pen (the thing where the fire is on top should have a hole somewhere, where it can be dropped in), while laughing evilly. Use the moment of confusion and make a run for it. Carry on for fifty years.
Put it in the ground and let plants grow over it.
Sew secret pockets in your clothes.
If it is likely that the evil forces find and torture you one day: Give your best friend a letter which she will return in fifty years, which asks you to find something and sell it to someone. In exchange you will get reward. Hide the pen and than get wasted. Live peacefully as much as possible.
Put it in a safe.
Put it in a hollowed-out book and hide it in your library → evil forces are not truth seeking fellows.
Hide it in a grave.
Let it be blessed by a priest or something.
Pour it in resin. For example as a table top.
Do not do anything, let time travelers solve the problem which lead to their future misery/slow progress.
Everytime the evil forces come too close, I just sing to keep them away.
Try to sell it to the evil forces but change the conditions last minute everytime or make the conditions not obviously impossible, so that they try fifty years to meet them.
Hide it in your diary.
Hide it under you pillow.
okay this one is weird… (I forgot what was weird so here is another one): Have a house, remove loose brick, insert pen, insert brick.
Hide it on the doorframe or under the door rug (works always).
Put it in an handbag of an old woman (if you feel bad for the old woman: be the old woman)
Make the best of the situation and decide to finally go see the world (constantly move around)
Marry a rich and important person, use them to your advantage.
Hide it in those big gowns, your own or seduce somebody.
If the pen is not really big you can hide it in those special belts.
Use it as the starter for a bomb (if it gets removed, the bomb explodes(under the condition that the evil forces are not immun and not suicidal)), expiry date in fifty years.
Send it around, but make the evil forces believe that you still have it on yourself.
Put it in the ground, where a house is supposed to be build.
Wear it as a necklace hidden under your clothes.
Get a witch to help you. Might be interested in miracle papers.
Learn how to hold great speeches. Manipulate other people so they fight and distract the evil forces.
My dog can teleport himself. He should be easily able to fend evil forces for fifty years off.
Wear boots, put pen inside.
Hide it in a picture frame.
Hide it in the thing a horse wears, train it so that it kicks everything and anyone who is not you.
Get Sherlock to help you.
Hide it inside the bible or crucifix.
Get people to worship and defend the pen at all costs in combination with a prophecy about you getting it back in fifty years.
Hide it in a secret space in the floor.
Put a note on it “Not of interest in any way” or charm it in a way that evil forces cannot perceive it in any way.
So, my first “actual” comment:
Implant the pen into my body.
Hide it in an umbrella, but also integrate a weapon (Mycroft Holmes Style) to have good non-pen reason to carry it allround all the time.
Every few months change one’s identity and the hiding spot.
Struggle to keep it hidden till Einstein is of age to think about a good solution. Ask him inderectly.
Charm the pen with partial transfiguration since it is known for being not possible. Therefore it cannot be the pen.
Make it look like something else: stick, wand etc.
Weren’t there somebody who could swallow various items and get them easily back out? Learn that skill to hide the pen.
Contact a ravenclaw, ask for help, in exchange they will be able to read the miracle papers.
Build a time machine or accidently find one which somebody lost, notice confusion & be curious, push a few buttons, land in 2020, survive, find out about computers, the internet and LessWrong. Ask the community indirectly about hiding ideas for Einstein’s pen (for example you could create bubble challenges)
The Effective Altruism Community might also be a … äh… “Anlaufstelle”.
With the help of an magic hat turn the pen into a white rabbit, change it back and forth now and then to prevent it from dying,
Buy lots and lots of pens, keep the original and drop/trade/gift /whatever them (afterwards you have to clean up of course).
Glue a flower on it and wear a bun with your self made hairstick.
Make a fire and “burn” the pen (the thing where the fire is on top should have a hole somewhere, where it can be dropped in), while laughing evilly. Use the moment of confusion and make a run for it. Carry on for fifty years.
Put it in the ground and let plants grow over it.
Sew secret pockets in your clothes.
If it is likely that the evil forces find and torture you one day: Give your best friend a letter which she will return in fifty years, which asks you to find something and sell it to someone. In exchange you will get reward. Hide the pen and than get wasted. Live peacefully as much as possible.
Put it in a safe.
Put it in a hollowed-out book and hide it in your library → evil forces are not truth seeking fellows.
Hide it in a grave.
Let it be blessed by a priest or something.
Pour it in resin. For example as a table top.
Do not do anything, let time travelers solve the problem which lead to their future misery/slow progress.
Everytime the evil forces come too close, I just sing to keep them away.
Try to sell it to the evil forces but change the conditions last minute everytime or make the conditions not obviously impossible, so that they try fifty years to meet them.
Hide it in your diary.
Hide it under you pillow.
okay this one is weird… (I forgot what was weird so here is another one): Have a house, remove loose brick, insert pen, insert brick.
Hide it on the doorframe or under the door rug (works always).
Put it in an handbag of an old woman (if you feel bad for the old woman: be the old woman)
Make the best of the situation and decide to finally go see the world (constantly move around)
Marry a rich and important person, use them to your advantage.
Hide it in those big gowns, your own or seduce somebody.
If the pen is not really big you can hide it in those special belts.
Use it as the starter for a bomb (if it gets removed, the bomb explodes(under the condition that the evil forces are not immun and not suicidal)), expiry date in fifty years.
Send it around, but make the evil forces believe that you still have it on yourself.
Put it in the ground, where a house is supposed to be build.
Wear it as a necklace hidden under your clothes.
Get a witch to help you. Might be interested in miracle papers.
Learn how to hold great speeches. Manipulate other people so they fight and distract the evil forces.
My dog can teleport himself. He should be easily able to fend evil forces for fifty years off.
Wear boots, put pen inside.
Hide it in a picture frame.
Hide it in the thing a horse wears, train it so that it kicks everything and anyone who is not you.
Get Sherlock to help you.
Hide it inside the bible or crucifix.
Get people to worship and defend the pen at all costs in combination with a prophecy about you getting it back in fifty years.
Hide it in a secret space in the floor.
Put a note on it “Not of interest in any way” or charm it in a way that evil forces cannot perceive it in any way.
Put it like a candle in a chandelier.
I hope this is okay :)
Welcome to LessWrong and great job completing your first babble challenge! #8 and #47 are hilarious.
Thank you very much jacobjacob.
It was lots of fun and I am excited about the other babble challenges!