Hermione is dead. Hermione Granger is doomed to die horribly. Hermione Granger will very soon die, and die horribly, dramatically, grotesquely, and utterly.
Fare thee well, Hermione Jean Granger. You escaped death once, at a cost of twice and a half your hero’s capital. There is nothing remaining. There is no escape. You were saved once, by the will of your hero and the will of your enemy. You were offered a final escape, but like the heroine you are, you refused. Now only death awaits you. No savior hath the savior, least of all you. You will die horribly, and Harry Potter will watch, and Harry Potter will crack open and fall apart and explode, but even he in all his desperation and fury will not be able to save you. You are the cord binding Harry Potter to the Light, and you will be cut, and your blood, spilled by the hand of your enemy, will usher in Hell on Earth, rendered by the hand of your hero.
Goodbye, Hermione. May the peace and goodness you represent last not one second longer than you do.
Thanks for having my back, but I have to ask if I’ve missed the boat on some Less Wrong policies or unspoken understandings somewhere. What I said may have been a testable prediction, but I wasn’t aware that people’s posts had to be testable predictions to deserve upvotes. Am I required to list all my supporting evidence every time I make a future-looking statement? If I don’t, or even if I do, must I disclaim them the way corporations do on quarterly earnings conference calls?
gwern said above that (s)he’d “be happy to record” my prediction. I had no idea my predictions were being recorded at all. I thought this was just a discussion forum. Is Less Wrong actually a simulation of the prediction markets from Three Worlds Collide? Is Less Wrong a subsidiary of Intrade? Do I have cash or prizes waiting for me somewhere thanks to one of my earlier correct predictions?
but I wasn’t aware that people’s posts had to be testable predictions to deserve upvotes
No, it’s severally sufficient, not necessary—testable predictions deserve upvotes.
gwern said above that (s)he’d “be happy to record” my prediction. I had no idea my predictions were being recorded at all.
Predictions about MoR are commonly recorded on PredictionBook, which sadly does not offer prizes but can tell you how good your past predictions were so you can get better.
I can also make the testable prediction “The universe will cease to exist on May 19th, 2034 at 10:03:09PM”, but unless I had some truly excellent supporting evidence which I posted along with that prediction, I would not expect people to think well of my statement (particularly if I made it in a rambling, melodramatic way that made it difficult to determine the purpose of the post).
I thought it was pretty obvious that it was a direct response to the information and imagery in the chapter posted last night.
Yes, it was rambling and melodramatic and over-the-top; it was supposed to be amusing, while at the same time accurately expressing my belief that some seriously dark shit is coming.
Out of curiosity. Given that Eliezer’s cited this post as his inspiration for creating SPHEW, how likely do you think it is that he’s aware of the “women in refrigerators” trope, and if he’s aware of it, that he would ignore the objections to it and use it anyway?
I’d be happy to record this, but I need some more specifics (I can’t just say ‘Hermione will die’ - what if Eliezer fastforwards 10 billion years or some other mindblowing epilogue). Dies by what chapter? Or alternately, something like the end of the school year? What happens if she gets better?
“Record this”? What? Did I, like, fail to perceive some unwritten rule that every future-looking statement on lesswrong.com has to be a formal prediction written in academic prose with explicitly enumerated premises?
I just thought this last chapter represented Quirrell’s final decision to kill Hermione, and I posted as though I was eulogizing her, to try to prepare myself for the darkness I believe is coming. I think it’s all about to hit the fan, and I was expressing how I felt about it, not trying to score points in some game I didn’t know existed.
Thank you. That helps, but it doesn’t explain why my post was downvoted into oblivion (until people upvoted it to conform to Eliezer’s opinion) apparently based on a rubric that judges posts solely on their suitability for copying and pasting into a prediction market.
Well, to give one data point: I downvoted your comment when it was at −1 for being (what seemed to me) pointless and depressing. When you explained it was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek I reverted the downvote, although to be honest I still don’t get it.
I also downvoted Eliezer’s comment for being weirdly irrelevant as far as I can tell, and upvoted Spencer_Sleep’s criticism.
I think gwern might have just mixed up where your comment was posted; a lot of people have made top-level comments in his PB thread just containing similar predictions which he’s asked for clarification of.
Heh. To be honest, I’m not that confident that Hermione will die. If this story has a happy ending, I would hope Harry has somebody close to him left after the dust settles. I do think this chapter means that Quirrell’s plan is to kill Hermione, but I’m not supremely confident that Harry won’t pull another trick out of his bag.
What I am supremely confident of is that when it does hit the fan, things are going to be bad. Harry hasn’t gone through all that very much yet, he needs something tragic to happen. Hermione dying horribly is about the most tragic thing that could happen to him, and Eliezer knows that, and I don’t trust or expect Eliezer to show mercy to Harry or Hermione or me.
So like I said elsewhere, my original post was not meant to establish a prediction that I can point to later, it was simply my attempt to look into the abyss, to be pessimistic, to imagine the worst possible thing happening, so hopefully nothing worse ends up happening.
I don’t think Hermione dying is anywhere near the worst thing that could happen; I mean, come on, there’s plenty of worse possibilities. Draco and Hermione could do a mutual slaying; Draco could kill Hermione and then Harry has to kill Draco; heck, Hermione could unjustly kill Draco and then Harry has to kill her. That sort of thing.
Well duh, that’s what I was going for. It was supposed to be ridiculously over-the-top to the point where someone somewhere might be amused by it. I guess that prediction was foolish.
and without support.
Given the conversation we just read, and the imagery thereabout (lit by soft light at the beginning of the conversation, silhouetted as a black outline at the end), I hardly think it’s without support. I think everything Hermione thought in that scene was absolutely correct. Quirrell was behind the plot, he did want her out of the way of his plans for Harry, and he will try to absolutely eliminate her next time.
Some actual tragedy in this story is far overdue, and Hermione’s going to be the one to pay it.
It was supposed to be ridiculously over-the-top to the point where someone somewhere might be amused by it. I guess that prediction was foolish.
In its original form it was unsupported. Now you’ve added support in a child comment or two, so it is no longer unsupported. I’d probably remove my admittedly petty but legitimate downvote for bad joke if EY hadn’t made it sound like downvote shouldn’t happen to that comment. Now I’ll have to think about whether I don’t care as much about the bad joke or am just subject to what passes for demagoguery in this crowd.
But you’ve no reason to care about my control over little karma point.
Yeah, I don’t care that much about being downvoted in general. If people didn’t like my writing or understand my intent, that is a perfectly acceptable reason for being downvoted and I will take that into account for future posts.
What I was piqued by is that people seemed to be downvoting me not primarily for a bad joke, but rather for not presenting a “prediction” formally.
Hermione is dead. Hermione Granger is doomed to die horribly. Hermione Granger will very soon die, and die horribly, dramatically, grotesquely, and utterly.
Fare thee well, Hermione Jean Granger. You escaped death once, at a cost of twice and a half your hero’s capital. There is nothing remaining. There is no escape. You were saved once, by the will of your hero and the will of your enemy. You were offered a final escape, but like the heroine you are, you refused. Now only death awaits you. No savior hath the savior, least of all you. You will die horribly, and Harry Potter will watch, and Harry Potter will crack open and fall apart and explode, but even he in all his desperation and fury will not be able to save you. You are the cord binding Harry Potter to the Light, and you will be cut, and your blood, spilled by the hand of your enemy, will usher in Hell on Earth, rendered by the hand of your hero.
Goodbye, Hermione. May the peace and goodness you represent last not one second longer than you do.
Why are people downvoting this? It’s a testable prediction.
There’s reasons besides unfalsifiability for downvoting. Like poor logic, or asserting p=1, or writing so melodramatically that my eyes glazed over.
Edit: I stand by my downvote, for the last two reasons, but I’ll give him props for a correct prediction.
Thanks for having my back, but I have to ask if I’ve missed the boat on some Less Wrong policies or unspoken understandings somewhere. What I said may have been a testable prediction, but I wasn’t aware that people’s posts had to be testable predictions to deserve upvotes. Am I required to list all my supporting evidence every time I make a future-looking statement? If I don’t, or even if I do, must I disclaim them the way corporations do on quarterly earnings conference calls?
gwern said above that (s)he’d “be happy to record” my prediction. I had no idea my predictions were being recorded at all. I thought this was just a discussion forum. Is Less Wrong actually a simulation of the prediction markets from Three Worlds Collide? Is Less Wrong a subsidiary of Intrade? Do I have cash or prizes waiting for me somewhere thanks to one of my earlier correct predictions?
No, it’s severally sufficient, not necessary—testable predictions deserve upvotes.
Predictions about MoR are commonly recorded on PredictionBook, which sadly does not offer prizes but can tell you how good your past predictions were so you can get better.
If so, I missed the same boat. I looked at the downvotes and was like ‘Wha?’
I can also make the testable prediction “The universe will cease to exist on May 19th, 2034 at 10:03:09PM”, but unless I had some truly excellent supporting evidence which I posted along with that prediction, I would not expect people to think well of my statement (particularly if I made it in a rambling, melodramatic way that made it difficult to determine the purpose of the post).
I thought it was pretty obvious that it was a direct response to the information and imagery in the chapter posted last night.
Yes, it was rambling and melodramatic and over-the-top; it was supposed to be amusing, while at the same time accurately expressing my belief that some seriously dark shit is coming.
Sorry for offending everyone.
I think that anyone you offended is probably not worth apologizing to. Downvote should not only be for offensive content.
Or were you just being melodramatic again?
See my reply below; by “offending” I meant that people seemed to be downvoting me for breaking a rule, rather than just posting a crappy comment.
Out of curiosity. Given that Eliezer’s cited this post as his inspiration for creating SPHEW, how likely do you think it is that he’s aware of the “women in refrigerators” trope, and if he’s aware of it, that he would ignore the objections to it and use it anyway?
I’d be happy to record this, but I need some more specifics (I can’t just say ‘Hermione will die’ - what if Eliezer fastforwards 10 billion years or some other mindblowing epilogue). Dies by what chapter? Or alternately, something like the end of the school year? What happens if she gets better?
“Record this”? What? Did I, like, fail to perceive some unwritten rule that every future-looking statement on lesswrong.com has to be a formal prediction written in academic prose with explicitly enumerated premises?
I just thought this last chapter represented Quirrell’s final decision to kill Hermione, and I posted as though I was eulogizing her, to try to prepare myself for the darkness I believe is coming. I think it’s all about to hit the fan, and I was expressing how I felt about it, not trying to score points in some game I didn’t know existed.
gwern is referring to his use of PredictionBook.
Thank you. That helps, but it doesn’t explain why my post was downvoted into oblivion (until people upvoted it to conform to Eliezer’s opinion) apparently based on a rubric that judges posts solely on their suitability for copying and pasting into a prediction market.
Well, to give one data point: I downvoted your comment when it was at −1 for being (what seemed to me) pointless and depressing. When you explained it was supposed to be tongue-in-cheek I reverted the downvote, although to be honest I still don’t get it.
I also downvoted Eliezer’s comment for being weirdly irrelevant as far as I can tell, and upvoted Spencer_Sleep’s criticism.
I think gwern might have just mixed up where your comment was posted; a lot of people have made top-level comments in his PB thread just containing similar predictions which he’s asked for clarification of.
Predictions know no article bounds! Such confidence in predictions as 75th deserves either reward or punishment.
Heh. To be honest, I’m not that confident that Hermione will die. If this story has a happy ending, I would hope Harry has somebody close to him left after the dust settles. I do think this chapter means that Quirrell’s plan is to kill Hermione, but I’m not supremely confident that Harry won’t pull another trick out of his bag.
What I am supremely confident of is that when it does hit the fan, things are going to be bad. Harry hasn’t gone through all that very much yet, he needs something tragic to happen. Hermione dying horribly is about the most tragic thing that could happen to him, and Eliezer knows that, and I don’t trust or expect Eliezer to show mercy to Harry or Hermione or me.
So like I said elsewhere, my original post was not meant to establish a prediction that I can point to later, it was simply my attempt to look into the abyss, to be pessimistic, to imagine the worst possible thing happening, so hopefully nothing worse ends up happening.
I don’t think Hermione dying is anywhere near the worst thing that could happen; I mean, come on, there’s plenty of worse possibilities. Draco and Hermione could do a mutual slaying; Draco could kill Hermione and then Harry has to kill Draco; heck, Hermione could unjustly kill Draco and then Harry has to kill her. That sort of thing.
Melodramatic and without support.
Do you want to fill us in on your reasons or do you just want to try to make us sad?
Well duh, that’s what I was going for. It was supposed to be ridiculously over-the-top to the point where someone somewhere might be amused by it. I guess that prediction was foolish.
Given the conversation we just read, and the imagery thereabout (lit by soft light at the beginning of the conversation, silhouetted as a black outline at the end), I hardly think it’s without support. I think everything Hermione thought in that scene was absolutely correct. Quirrell was behind the plot, he did want her out of the way of his plans for Harry, and he will try to absolutely eliminate her next time.
Some actual tragedy in this story is far overdue, and Hermione’s going to be the one to pay it.
It is said that bad jokes are downvoted. Subjectivity should be expected.
In its original form it was unsupported. Now you’ve added support in a child comment or two, so it is no longer unsupported. I’d probably remove my admittedly petty but legitimate downvote for bad joke if EY hadn’t made it sound like downvote shouldn’t happen to that comment. Now I’ll have to think about whether I don’t care as much about the bad joke or am just subject to what passes for demagoguery in this crowd.
But you’ve no reason to care about my control over little karma point.
Yeah, I don’t care that much about being downvoted in general. If people didn’t like my writing or understand my intent, that is a perfectly acceptable reason for being downvoted and I will take that into account for future posts.
What I was piqued by is that people seemed to be downvoting me not primarily for a bad joke, but rather for not presenting a “prediction” formally.