~ and a place to add your own verse of wit! ~
An Ode to the Venerable Sir Scam Bankrun-Fraud, the elder:
Have you heard the name renowned?
A phrase we say
To allay sway
Of FUDster, huckster-clowns?
Scam Bankrun-Fraud!
Scam Bankrun-Fraud:
Got Sequoia
On a gank,
Contumely -
Scam Bankrun-Fraud
Was Knighted by
Elizabeth,
posthumously!
Making ‘empty boxes’ money
Never seemed too grand,
Though Scam B.F.
And Derp Island
Had a plan at hand!
Scam proved G-2 Muons
Would sell a ten-percent-rate
In all the parallel multiverses
That he could contemplate!
A Ponzi tall as Babel,
For cryptoadies in the scrabble
In the dust of lust for risk -
Let’s drink a glass to his:
Scam Bankrun-Fraud,
A million memers strong,
Scam Bankrun-Fraud, Scam Bankrun-Fraud,
A head of lettuce long!
Recite the Carol of the Age,
LARPer Dryads’ naively-brave
Incantation Coda:
“Better luck next time,
Robinhoodawouldacoulda!”
<reply with your own verses!>
A Poem for S.B.F.
~ and a place to add your own verse of wit! ~
An Ode to the Venerable Sir Scam Bankrun-Fraud, the elder:
Have you heard the name renowned?
A phrase we say
To allay sway
Of FUDster, huckster-clowns?
Scam Bankrun-Fraud!
Scam Bankrun-Fraud:
Got Sequoia
On a gank,
Contumely -
Scam Bankrun-Fraud
Was Knighted by
Elizabeth,
posthumously!
Making ‘empty boxes’ money
Never seemed too grand,
Though Scam B.F.
And Derp Island
Had a plan at hand!
Scam proved G-2 Muons
Would sell a ten-percent-rate
In all the parallel multiverses
That he could contemplate!
A Ponzi tall as Babel,
For cryptoadies in the scrabble
In the dust of lust for risk -
Let’s drink a glass to his:
Scam Bankrun-Fraud!
Scam Bankrun-Fraud,
A million memers strong,
Scam Bankrun-Fraud, Scam Bankrun-Fraud,
A head of lettuce long!
Recite the Carol of the Age,
LARPer Dryads’ naively-brave
Incantation Coda:
“Better luck next time,
Robinhoodawouldacoulda!”
<reply with your own verses!>