We know that many other Hogwarts students will invent and/or believe the weirdest theories. I’m definitely looking forward to the theories about why Hermione’s body was there for Voldemort’s rebirth, and about how she defeated him …
Any suggestions? (Aside from the obvious one: “Harry must have taught her some of his tricks!”)
“Well, obviously, if I’d been at the scene and defeated You-Know-Who and the Death Eaters and brought Hermione back from the dead by channelling General Chaos’s unspeakable dark powers, I wouldn’t just tell you that,” Tracey Davis told the reporters.
“What explosion? You mean you didn’t realise that was Harry Potter snapping his fingers extra hard?”
“Of course she came back. Having two lives is why they call someone a double witch!”
“And then You-Know-Who cast the Killing Curse on her, but it rebounded because she was protected by the power of Harry Potter’s love. Huh? Of course she’s his true love. How else would he have been able to pull her out of the Mirror in the first place?”
“So Harry Potter spent all his Quirrell points to get Professor Quirrell to let Hermione take a make-up exam. And everyone knows those are meant to be harder than the original...”
I think it’s pretty obvious. Voldemort has always been attracted to power, and it’s well known that Hermione is the most powerful witch of her generation. He made several overtures to her, but was unable to turn her from her path, and so he killed her. Upon her death he felt great remorse (such was his passion) and decided to bring her back from the dead (such was his power). Dumbledore tried to stop him, and so was eliminated. In fact, Voldemort was so enamored of Hermione, that after she was brought back, he use dark magics to give her even greater power. Quirrell (who has been hiding his identity of David Monroe) was secretly on hand for the ceremony, but by the time he realized what was happening, it was too late to stop it. Cutting charms were used on Voldemort’s hands, and other terrible damage, but despite all this, Quirrell was defeated. Ironically, having given her the power of friendship, it was the power of friendship which ultimately was his downfall.
We know that many other Hogwarts students will invent and/or believe the weirdest theories. I’m definitely looking forward to the theories about why Hermione’s body was there for Voldemort’s rebirth, and about how she defeated him …
Any suggestions? (Aside from the obvious one: “Harry must have taught her some of his tricks!”)
“Well, obviously, if I’d been at the scene and defeated You-Know-Who and the Death Eaters and brought Hermione back from the dead by channelling General Chaos’s unspeakable dark powers, I wouldn’t just tell you that,” Tracey Davis told the reporters.
Edit: “And that’s Darke, with an e.”
“What explosion? You mean you didn’t realise that was Harry Potter snapping his fingers extra hard?”
“Of course she came back. Having two lives is why they call someone a double witch!”
“And then You-Know-Who cast the Killing Curse on her, but it rebounded because she was protected by the power of Harry Potter’s love. Huh? Of course she’s his true love. How else would he have been able to pull her out of the Mirror in the first place?”
“So Harry Potter spent all his Quirrell points to get Professor Quirrell to let Hermione take a make-up exam. And everyone knows those are meant to be harder than the original...”
Just wait for the next issue of the Quibbler.
The couple who lived.
The Boy Who Lived impregnates the Deathly Hallow Girl with Tom Riddle’s child!
The Boy who Lived kills 30 high ranking witches and wizards, resurrects his first kiss, fakes the death of Voldemort and wears him as a ring!
I think it’s pretty obvious.
Voldemort has always been attracted to power, and it’s well known that Hermione is the most powerful witch of her generation.
He made several overtures to her, but was unable to turn her from her path, and so he killed her.
Upon her death he felt great remorse (such was his passion) and decided to bring her back from the dead (such was his power).
Dumbledore tried to stop him, and so was eliminated.
In fact, Voldemort was so enamored of Hermione, that after she was brought back, he use dark magics to give her even greater power.
Quirrell (who has been hiding his identity of David Monroe) was secretly on hand for the ceremony, but by the time he realized what was happening, it was too late to stop it.
Cutting charms were used on Voldemort’s hands, and other terrible damage, but despite all this, Quirrell was defeated.
Ironically, having given her the power of friendship, it was the power of friendship which ultimately was his downfall.