I mean, not seriously, but I’ve done 2 decades in the industry, at a total of 5 companies, and I see it everywhere.
Dev A: We should do this with a cloud based whatver.
Dev B: No, no, we should stick with our desktop app.
Bosses: Hmm…
Dev A (triumphantly): No, no, putting everything on the cloud is BEST PRAKTUS!!!!
Bosses: (Gasp!!)
Dev B: (in desperation, transgressing...) What about....security?
Bosses (Double gasp)
Dev A; (disbelief) You wouldn’t.…
Dev B: A’s mad scheme exposes us to the viruses and also the worms.
Bosses: We agree with B!
Dev A: You realize, of course, this means war.
(Much later)
Dev B: I’m just saying that we could try ‘not’ encoding every string in pig latin, as most people would be able to decrypt this with minimal effort and it is massively increasing our translation budgets
Dev A: So you are in favor of making our software less secure?
Dev B: hahahah, no, of course not. That was just a test. I’m a double red belt qualified expert in Security Singing from every App academy. I was just making sure that you were too.
All of it?
I mean, not seriously, but I’ve done 2 decades in the industry, at a total of 5 companies, and I see it everywhere.
Dev A: We should do this with a cloud based whatver. Dev B: No, no, we should stick with our desktop app. Bosses: Hmm… Dev A (triumphantly): No, no, putting everything on the cloud is BEST PRAKTUS!!!! Bosses: (Gasp!!) Dev B: (in desperation, transgressing...) What about....security? Bosses (Double gasp) Dev A; (disbelief) You wouldn’t.… Dev B: A’s mad scheme exposes us to the viruses and also the worms. Bosses: We agree with B!
Dev A: You realize, of course, this means war.
(Much later)
Dev B: I’m just saying that we could try ‘not’ encoding every string in pig latin, as most people would be able to decrypt this with minimal effort and it is massively increasing our translation budgets Dev A: So you are in favor of making our software less secure? Dev B: hahahah, no, of course not. That was just a test. I’m a double red belt qualified expert in Security Singing from every App academy. I was just making sure that you were too.